mjalti:

me lovingly gazing at my dash as my mutuals are talking about overwatch or whatever thing they’re into that i have no idea about

I woke up an hour ago after sleeping for 11 hrs and im already tired again

fairycosmos:

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

henry-the-dungeon-boy:

Me: There’s a tall orc barkeeper and she-

sorcerer: I roll charisma

me: why?

sorcerer: I wanna date her

me:

elsas:

lmao

m86:

xtec:

m86:

yall, living in current time: *compares yourself to anime characters or some other dumb shit*
me, living in 2060: you see this rock? it is me

gemsona

fuck you. fuck you fuck you. fuck y

sugarmint-dreams:

My Sailor Moon fanart compilation! 

themakeupbrush:

Ralph Lauren S/S 2019

sapphicisa:

driflloon:

(shrek voice) they don’t even have dental..

you didn’t have to specify i would have read this in shrek’s voice whether you wanted me to or not

airsikhness:

fromacomrade:

Me, taking my pants off at the store to bring home two gallons of Arizona tea

webkitten:

discord (while loading): YOU,… are a GAMER

me, tears glistening in my eyes: th-thank you…